Michael
Kosta

You may or may not have seen me on:

Get the new album: Comedy For Attractive People

Go get it: Comedy Central Half Hour Special

Listen to my podcast here:

I went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair…

I stood her up.

That's when she fell for me.

Kosta in action

Why can't they make square chapstick?

See Kosta Live

Oct. 13th, Stand Up Live, NAIOP private event, Phoenix, AZ	Info
Oct. 14-15, Improv, Tempe, AZ	Info
Nov. 10-12, Jr's Last Laugh, Erie, PA	Info
Nov. 17-20, Funny Bone, St. Louis, MO	Info
Dec 29-31, Arlington Drafthouse, Arlington, VA	Info
Feb 2-4, Hilarities, Cleveland, OH	Info
Feb 14-18, Rumor's Comedy, Winnipeg, Canada	Info
March 9-12, The Comedy Catch, Chattanooga, TN	Info

Condoms are for pussies!

I did, in fact, write a book on tennis.
Get it here:

101 Tips for winning more tennis matches

I used to be ranked #864 in the world in tennis.

I made $11,000 over 4 years on tour. That's why I'm now a comedian.

I just bought my girlfriend a ring…
the nuva ring.

The Down to Earth Garden

Enjoying your stroll through my website? Great. You've now reached the halfway point between the sky and hell, my Down to Earth Garden. Relax for a moment, you deserve it.

Here you'll find my favorite people on the planet. They have known me since I was a tiny human and helped shape me into the self-centered comedian that I am today.

(This garden is 100% all natural bio organic.)